Life as a malaysian

U think u malaysian enough by eating nasi lemak or roti canai with sambal bilis for breakfast everyday?

U think u malaysian enough when u search for nasi campur for your lunch?

U think u malaysian enough when u go lepak2 at mamak's with teh o ais last for whole time u r there?

U think u malaysian enough when u drive like u the only one want to reach destination fast?

U think u malaysian enough when u call everyone ur boss?

U think u malaysian enough when u craving for nasi after half a day without it?

U think u malaysian enough when u smoke anywhere u want?

U think u malaysian enough when u meet people 15 after ur actual promise?

U think u malaysian enough when u dont even need to call people, just make that birdie@mousy sound with ur mouth?

U think u malaysian enough when ur biggest trash bin are drain and river?

U think u malaysian enough when u cross road anywhere u want?

U think u malaysian enough when zebra crossing is just an art?

I just want the real idea when i can feel like i am malaysian enough.